Chicks on the Right

The CHICKS chat about the legality of a Ted Cruz presidential run and the latest atrocities committed by ISIS, or ISIL, or the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. We're not sure what to call them, but we are sure that they're sexually repressed.
It would have been totally epic if a Miss America judge asked Kira Kazantsev about her talents in running a sorority pledge session like a North Korean detention center. Unfortunately, a mouth can't work in synch with the mind when you're hypnotized by the singing of a year old...
Ariana Grande is only 21 years old but is already well on her way to crafting herself into a despicable hosebeast. Her life coach (huh?) just walked away from a predictably ridiculous amount of money because Ariana is completely unlikeable. The Chicks ring in..