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Teen Vogue's Ridiculous Back to School List

Parents, perpare to be alarmed! Teen Vogue has released a list of back to school necessities. But many of the products are not what you might expect. The Chicks on the Right provide a rundown. 

Daisy:

So then they have the best value water-based lubricant.

Mock:

Cause you know, you're 14 years old, you need some good lube.

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