The new iPhone update has included an updated list of emojis, which includes one for a burrito. And people are actually arguing over whether or not it actually looks like a burrito. I can't even.
So this guy decides to steal his girlfriend's car, crash it into a pole, break into a house, set it on fire, and then dance on the roof in front of the cops. Another dude thinks his court summons is to be used as toilet paper. What the hell is wrong with people?