Chicks on the Right
It would have been totally epic if a Miss America judge asked Kira Kazantsev about her talents in running a sorority pledge session like a North Korean detention center. Unfortunately, a mouth can't work in synch with the mind when you're hypnotized by the singing of a year old...
Ariana Grande is only 21 years old but is already well on her way to crafting herself into a despicable hosebeast. Her life coach (huh?) just walked away from a predictably ridiculous amount of money because Ariana is completely unlikeable. The Chicks ring in..
Mock and Daisy, donning stylish kilts and higland dress, wonder if the Scotish separatists really understand the consequences of leaving the British monarchy behind. There's unrest, sure, but it's nothing a hashtag can't take care of..