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Here's Billy Ray Cyrus and aw shucks he can't get enough of making our kids dumb. Like with Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights, God gave each and everyone of us a special little talent that sets us aprat from our peers. Sadly, as in the case of country Chewbacca, we learn that it's...
Samuel Jackson was promoting the Robocop reboot on the local news circuit. Instead of acknowledging his part in fading the legacy to one of the most socially aware films in the 1980's, he berated his interviewer for almost a pair of minutes because of a switch up on who-did-what...
Russia says it's a western conspiracy to defile the Olympics and perpetuate rumors about the hollowed out rooms/dog genocide/death water situation. In fact, Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak cleared up how the people's republic was so sure: "We have surveillance video...
Russian "President" Vladimir Putin and his dedicated followers at the I-O-C have repeatedly promised that Sochi is ready and willing to kickoff the 22nd Winter Olympics Friday night. There are the small issues of unfinished venues, a pillow shortage, toilets that can't flush...
The trumpets of snowminican republic have been screeching for nearly a week now about the incoming batch of winterness, making it either the 19th or 20th snow storm (I think) in the last thirty days or so. It's hopeless. The dogwoods won't bloom until July and our first...
It was mind blowing to learn again that China celebrates the new year in February. The motherland resides on the opposite side of the planet so digging a hole to Beijing would take the entire Spring, at least that's what Mrs. Klingsmyth said in the third grade and she was nice...
People are swearing off Coke because of the soft drink manufacturer's advertisement during Peyton Manning's failed ascension into diety form last night. No one saw the commercial if it aired halfway through the second quarter or beyond, making this an especially wise posting (...
Our original plan for a very special Friday included house calls with éclairs and cream soda, but then we unearthed this incredibly terrific video of Academy Award winner Hellen Mirren doing the butt dance that made that one talentless flying squirrel hyper famous. Mike Strobel...
This is the Cheerios commercial that the clairvoyants at MSNBC predicted to be terribly offensive to Republicans. They're all-uppity nature got the cable news second runner-ups in big big trouble (again), leading the brass to rinse and repeat their apologetic macro. This...