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Every world leader whose nation could afford a round trip ticket to Johannesburg said farewell to Nelson Mandela Tuesday. Say "Mandela" here in the states, and you'll hear shouts of "terrorist" or "humanitarian" or "pinko commie" (really) or "modern hero" And sure, he more than...
Kanye West isn't satisfied being the most talented musical diety to ever walk amongst men. He's now a protector of the innocent, a defender of freedom, if you will (and we will), both at home and abroad. It's like he's a war torn police officer or something. Fox News picked up...
Amazon is hiring electrical octupi to deliver all the stuff you don't need in thirty minutes or less. It's like a remote control submarine except they fly and don't submerge. Check out this video. You gotta wear shades.. We'd assume that the Amazon distribution center in...
By decree of Best Buy and Old Navy, Thanksgiving Day will be shorted by six hours for the zealous Christmas shopper that will never know the self-satisfaction of discovering your own resourcefulness by purchasing all gifts for other people on December 24th . And well someone...
Mock, Daisy, Grumpy Cat, The People's Republic of China, and Feinting Goat are wishing you and your mob the tastiest of Thanksgivings. Be careful if you're heading East. The weather is brutal and Soviets live there. It's rumored that the lot of you (including Mock and Daisy) are...
Your reward for plowing through the Monday before Thanksgiving is Seth Rogan as Kim Kardashian and James Franco as Seth Rogan. Please enjoy, BUT NSFW!!! (very naughy words and adult themes). START EDIT: Kanye West is portrayed by James Franco, not Seth Rogan. We deeply apologize.
Israel was airlifted to a deserted island Sunday when the civilized international community (wait that's us, huh?!) traded friendship bracelets and origamis with the totally passive and non-threatening theocracy that's Iran. Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is...
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was calmly grazing in his natural habitat when a crusty hunter likely entered the council chambers unannounced. The embattled mayor whirlwinded into a animalistic rage and gored the nearest bystander. Some fortunate soul (probably worked for National...
About 700 of 500,000 eligible Indiana residents purchased health insurance through the federal exchange during the first month of open enrollment. We're thinking that's on the high side, meaning you can't slow a good Hoosier down by simply shackling them to a boulder while...