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Until our half-hearted ventures into space get our planet vaporized by hostile alien life, the Mars rover will keep us mildly entertained with Martian rock discoveries that, as in the case before us, scientists will continue to describe as... "jelly donuts." Look to the right...
Indianapolis local Mike Epps has an impressive skillset when it comes to delivering the comedy. He most recently produced a video that reenacted Dennis Rodman's appearance on CNN, the one where Rodman succumbed to the stresses of being a self-appointed ambassador to North Korea...
A crazy person once told me repeatedly that a wasted talent is the first sign of demonic possession. This person could have been a demon himself, as in trying to lure mankind into a state of lethargy and waste in preparation of a hostile takeover. It's futile to look for these...
The marketeers at Axe Body Spray took a break from their relentless campaign to bro up the rest of the world by producing a commercial that doesn't inspire self-mutilation to the eyes or ears. It's a Superbowl commercial, and while it doesn't hold a candle to the Budweiser frogs...
My really smart friends like to have a sandwich and talk about the "polar vortex," which is either a Viking suicide band or a bunch of cold that led to Indiana's nuclear winter. Fortunately, the yin and yang of life dictates that the sun must shine again, meaning temperatures...
Someone who is not as tremendously clever as you will win Colts tickets for Saturday's home playoff game because you didn't go captioning at 93 WIBC's Facebook page or twitterer. Procrastinating into the new year? Snow shouldered on 465 this morning? Excess worrying will help...
Rocket bike and I were waiting for green at New Jersey and Michigan this morning when an ear drum nuking car horn echoed from the largest truck ever witnessed on the streets of Indianapolis. It seems the driver in front of the truck failed to get off their mark in less than a...
If you slugged back to work through all the grey matter of the Indianapolis skyline today, you'll probably acknowledge the noticeable absence of Mock and Daisy where they normally radio on WIBC. Your stereo is not broken so there's no need to shimmy to the side of the road and...