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H&N: Calling in Sick for Doofuses

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On Tuesday, Hammer called management and said he was unable to come to work. After injuring his arm during a nap, (No, that’s not a joke) Hammer said that he had been diagnosed with “Frozen Shoulder.”

This injury inspired the newest book from Hammer and Nigel- Calling in Sick for Doofuses. We give you the most outrageous excuses to tell your boss when you call in sick. You'll never again have to concern yourself with making up a serious sounding illness.

Check out below for a sneak peek of Calling in Sick for Doofuses!

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