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Funny Computer Quotes
 Posted 11/17/2009 8:17:00 AM
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
J.H. Goldfuss
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
Unknown
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Unknown
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Dave Barry
Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.
Dave Barry
But they are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso, talking about computers.
If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one.
Arno Penzias
The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly. I ...
Cell phone Telemarketing Text Messages...
Posted 11/13/2009 10:24:00 AM
Have you ever received a text message from a Telemarketer? At 3:28 this morning, my cell phone sounds off... I rub my eyes and try to read the screen..
"Lower your Credit Card rate today.....lower your current interest rate of 16.9% to 8.9% now! Call ......... Now!"
Now, I admit that I would like a lower credit card rate, but I don't wake up at 3:28 in the morning to consider it... And I have to leave my cell phone on, as I work in the IT department for Clarian Health (Methodist Hospital, Indiana University Hospital and Riley Hospital for
Children; among other hospitals).
How can I stop these telemarketing text messages?
I did some research and found this, at
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/07/09/cnet.cell.phones.spam.messages/index.html#cnnSTCText
AT&T
Customers can block text messages or calls
from a specific phone number on its Web site, as well as restrict
the sources of e-mail that reach your phone. ...
Veteran's Day ceremony and luncheon
Posted 11/12/2009 2:32:00 PM
Yesterday I had the honor of attending the Veteran's Day Appreciation Program and Luncheon held at Lebanon High School. I must say that it was a wonderful experience.
We were greeted at the door by students, pinning Red, White and Blue ribbons on us, and nametags. They really made us feel at home from the start.
The program opened with the Pledge of Allegiance and the National Anthem. Then we heard a beautiful rendition of “Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor”.
Our keynote speaker was Lt Col Alex Murphy, an Army Judge Advocate General (JAG), or military attorney. His words touched my heart; and bridged the age gap between the students and Veteran's. And then the quiet reverence felt during the playing of Taps…..
Many students came up and personally thanked us for our service; one young lady with tears in her eyes.
And the meal! These chefs are High ...
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