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The "South Split" Is Not Just Biological

Indy Is Busy This Weekend

Have you ever driven down a closed road in Indianapolis?  Don’t start - you could hurt someone.  The sophisticated and ultra-educated Matt Bair, voice of the WIBC Traffic Center, is showing you when and where you can’t drive this weekend.  Not helpful? WRONG! You didn’t put ten years into getting an undergrad, so there.

 


 

SALESFORCE CELEBRATION

West Monument Circle into Market is shutdown for the Salesforce Tower Celebration from now until 10:30 Saturday night.  Good times are warranted because Salesforce added seven floors to the tower, built a casino, and never threw Indianapolis under the bus for another dumb thing the Statehouse did.  Thank you, Salesforce, let’s party.

(Photo credit: RTV6, the Indy Channel)

 


 

RAINBOW 5K RUN/WALK

Saturday from 8:30am - 11:30am.  

I made another fancy map for road closures:

 


 

BROAD RIPPLE ART FAIR

Saturday 10am - Sunday 5pm

Don’t commute through College at Broad Ripple Ave, unless you brought lawn chairs, a portable grill, and have a baby sitter that can stay late.

 


 

CYSTIC FYBROSIS FOUNDATION GREAT STRIDES WALK

Saturday 2pm - 6pm

How cool, and a terrific spot in the city.  Check the map for closures:

 


 

There’s also the Indians, Fever, and Indy 11 (IUPUI), and sources say something is happening in Speedway this weekend, but I won’t eloborate until it's confirmed.  I mean, fake news and all.

More to come, and thank you to everyone who helped out on the roads this week.  Hit me up at (317) 684-8134 or @WIBCTraffic, or on Tinder, Match, or Craiglist (every pic comes with a free end table).  

Until then, be well, drive safe, and make good decisions.

Bair

 


Matthew Bair is an inspiring safe driver and the new voice of Indianapolis traffic. Follow him on Twitter at @WIBCTraffic or his personal account @MattINTraffic. They finally gave him a phone, so call in any tips at (317) 684-8134.  

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