Enjoy a lifetime of solitude, Carl. You earned it.

Posted By: Matt Bair · 12/16/2013 11:33:00 AM

Carl McCoid has enough body space to receive 22 tattoos of Miley Cyrus, who by some estimates will begin the Disney celebrity macro of nose dive/nervous breakdown/mildly enthusiastic comeback tour within a half a decade or so.  So far (and we mean so far), Carl’s "accelerated appreciation" of America’s favorite talking marsupial could be linked to the failure of his marriage.  In fact, the former Mrs. McCoid told the Sun that she thought his version of fandom was "a bit weird."

Basically, be prepared to call in your most loved/loathed celebrity today.  All are welcome.