You time is almost up.. Plan accordingly.
Someone who is not as tremendously clever as you will win Colts tickets for Saturday's home playoff game because you didn't go captioning at 93 WIBC's Facebook page or twitterer. Procrastinating into the new year? Snow shouldered on 465 this morning? Excess worrying will help nothing. You still have the wanning minutes of your first glorious day back at work to knock out a caption that describes a recent outing between our self-appointed Ambassador to North Korea and the executioner kid. The winner is announced on Chicks. The winner sees the Colts and Chiefs for free.
Have fun. Good luck.