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Posted By: Matt Bair · 1/31/2014 1:03:00 PM

Our original plan for a very special Friday included house calls with éclairs and cream soda, but then we unearthed this incredibly terrific video of Academy Award winner Hellen Mirren doing the butt dance that made that one talentless flying squirrel hyper famous.

Mike Strobel of the Toronto Sun makes his return to Chicks this afternoon. Enlighten yourself beforehand with this finely crafted video tribute to Mayor Ford's greatest pronunciamentos and other acts of governance. It's emotional. Not like watching Lincoln or Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. More like Manchurian Candidate meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Good luck this weekend.  The birds were sighted flying Westerly..