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(David Livingston/Getty Images) Alleged comedian Sarah Silverman is feeling most fussy indeed over the offensive 'nude' color associated with your standard Band-Aids, bras and panties. Why such outrage from this increasingly irrelevant entertainer who recently became a two-state...
(Zdenek Sasek/Getty Images) The biggest challenge when pursuing a career in creative writing is finding your 'voice.' 2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke found his voice at the tender age of 15: "Psychopath Who Fantasizes About Killing Children with His Car." Quality...
(Thomas Lohnes/Getty Images) Holy CRAP are things getting crazy between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. *Editor's Note: Yes, even crazier than BEFORE. Details of Johnny Depp‘s defamation lawsuit against Amber Heard have come to light, with the actor accusing his ex-wife of numerous...
(Deagreez/Getty Images) Hey there! Wanna hear something so delightfully amusing it will prompt you to go tinkle in your dungarees? Check this out: several of the morons involved with the college admissions scandal are high profile democrats! That's right; the mighty, left-wing,...
(czarny_bez/Getty Image) Democratic Senator and awkward beer drinker Elizabeth Warren has 'ZERO' tolerance for college cheaters... and 'ZERO' awareness of the irony in her 'ZERO' tolerance position. Warren appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to discuss the widespread college...
(Deagreez/Getty Images) Call off the search! We've finally located the absolute worst parents in the entire world. In the U.S., they'd have their children taken away by Child Protective Services, but things are 'different' in the U.K., apparently, where parents are empowered to...
(Lars Niki / Stringer / Getty Images) Former bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was befuddled this week upon learning that banks aren't in the business of environmental cleanup when a project they've financed goes wrong. Granted, AOC is generally befuddled by the complexities of...
(Lori O'Connor/Getty Images) It's being called the largest college admissions scam ever prosecuted. Wealthy parents, Hollywood actresses, coaches and college prep executives have been accused of carrying out a nationwide fraud to get students into prestigious universities,...
(Xanya69/Getty Images) Dear Tim Apple: Many years ago, when I was an innocent and vulnerable teenager who was simply seeking direction in the vast world of computers, I was recruited by one of your "Cupertino Witnesses" for the cult of Steve Jobs. I was young and naive. I bought...