Chicks on the Right
Bad Ticker, Good Polling: Sanders Surges Ahead in New Hampshire
Amid a national surge and a myocardium that doesn't know when the party is over, a new poll shows Bernie Sanders is fast becoming the top pick among voters in New Hampshire with a desire to plunge us into a global recession.
According to Emerson polling, Sanders is now in first place in New Hampshire with 26% of voters supporting him.
South Bend Mayor and polyglot Pete Buttigieg is second with 22%, and former lifeguard and finger biter Joe Biden is tied with 1/1024th Native American Elizabeth Warren for third with 14% each.
Spencer Kimball, director of Emerson Polling said, "the Democratic voters have taken a look at Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren and they appear unsatisfied at this time, which brought some voters back to Bernie Sanders while others are now moving to a fresh face in Pete Buttigieg, this demonstrates the fluidity of the race."
Translation: "Democrats have once again succeeded in putting up such a disastrous gaggle of candidates that liberal voters can't figure out which one represents the 'least terrible' option."