Chicks on the Right
Ban It: A Comprehensive List of Everything Democrats Want to Make Illegal in America
CNN's town hall event on climate change took place Thursday night, and what an enlightening and fun-filled evening it was indeed! For history shall look back upon last night's endless bloviation of climate change weiners as the very moment that America learned a lesson for the ages: if all citizens will come together as one, we can ban our way to a better tomorrow! Amen, and Amen.
Yes, Democrats realize that we have less than a mere 12 years to save ourselves from the collective global drowning that will inevitably occur if we don't stop the artic glaciers from melting immediately!
All the front-runner Democrat goofballs who are hoping to become President were in attendance at CNN's climate change town hall forum Thursday night.
Here is a comprehensive of everything the left wants to have banned for the sake of human survival:
- Red Meat
- Plastic Straws
- Off Shore Drilling
- Incandescent Light Bulbs
- Combustion Engines
- Having Too Many Babies
- Exporting Oil to Foreign Countries
- Carbon Emissions
- Nuclear Power
- Coal and Coal Mining
- Factory Farming
- Common Sense
Was CNN's town hall event really a climate change forum? It sounded more like a collective economic suicide pact to me.
I imagine the 2020 Democrat candidates would like to ban Republicans too, but one step at a time.
By the way, you know those low-flush toilets that save water? I have to flush mine three times to get everything down, and I generally produce a below-average sized bowel movement. Way to save the planet, you leftist geniuses!
The Chicks on the Right have more in the clip below. Also, Trump 2020.