Ban It: A Comprehensive List of Everything Democrats Want to Make Illegal in America

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Ban It: A Comprehensive List of Everything Democrats Want to Make Illegal in America

No Straws, No Lights, No Motorcars. Not a Single Luxury.

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CNN's town hall event on climate change took place Thursday night, and what an enlightening and fun-filled evening it was indeed! For history shall look back upon last night's endless bloviation of climate change weiners as the very moment that America learned a lesson for the ages: if all citizens will come together as one, we can ban our way to a better tomorrow!  Amen, and Amen.

Yes, Democrats realize that we have less than a mere 12 years to save ourselves from the collective global drowning that will inevitably occur if we don't stop the artic glaciers from melting immediately!

All the front-runner Democrat goofballs who are hoping to become President were in attendance at CNN's climate change town hall forum Thursday night.

Here is a comprehensive of everything the left wants to have banned for the sake of human survival:

  • Red Meat
  • Plastic Straws
  • Off Shore Drilling
  • Fracking
  • Incandescent Light Bulbs
  • Combustion Engines
  • Having Too Many Babies
  • Exporting Oil to Foreign Countries
  • Carbon Emissions
  • Nuclear Power
  • Coal and Coal Mining
  • Factory Farming
  • Common Sense

Was CNN's town hall event really a climate change forum? It sounded more like a collective economic suicide pact to me.

I imagine the 2020 Democrat candidates would like to ban Republicans too, but one step at a time.

By the way, you know those low-flush toilets that save water? I have to flush mine three times to get everything down, and I generally produce a below-average sized bowel movement. Way to save the planet, you leftist geniuses!

The Chicks on the Right have more in the clip below. Also, Trump 2020.

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