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Behold The IMMENSE Popularity of the Tiny Penis Emoji (See What We Did There?)
Hello, friend. Do you suffer from the medical condition known as 'micro penis' per chance? Is your weenie quite teeny? Does your wife gaze upon your genitals when you emerge from the shower and immediately burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, then there's good news for you! The Unicode Consortium, creators of the world's finest emojis, are introducing an all new graphic that will be utilized henceforth to represent your tiny little tinkle maker!
Yes indeed! You, person of miniature manhood, will be able to enjoy the honor of your friends, colleagues and neighbors utilizing an all-new cartoon hand gesture that suggests someone - YOU - has a “tiny penis.”
The emoji is among 230 new symbols released for 2019, and social media users say it really fills a gap in the market!
Updates will begin in April and continue through the end of the year, according to Emojipedia.
Learn more about tiny penises by visiting your local library. You can also gain additional insight in the following clip from the Chicks on the Right: