Chicks on the Right
Dreams Come True: Mock Gets Lap Dance from Robbie Williams
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As all regular, loyal listeners to the Chicks on the Right are well aware, Mock is obsessed with singer-song writer Robbie Williams, and we stress the word "OBSESSED."
Williams has been performing a heavy schedule of shows in Las Vegas recently, and by our count, Mock has been to at least five of them, three in the last two months. In other words, while the majority of people in Vegas lose their children's college fund at the black jack table, Mock is trading her kids' future for a chance to spend a few moments with a British megastar.
Last weekend, Mock's obsession and dedication paid off in a BIG way.
"I was pulled up on stage at the concert, and I just could not contain my joy. And believe me, there are fans out there who are much more obsessed with Robbie Williams than I am. There were fans who wanted to touch me because I had been touched by Robbie Williams."
"And you essentially got a lap dance. Don't leave that part out."
"Well when you put it like that, it sounds really bad. There was no grabbing or touching, just sitting and enjoying."
"Yeah, if you two weren't wearing pants, you'd be pregnant right now."
"I don't have a uterus!"
Fun Fact: Robbie Williams has just signed a six-figure deal for a Las Vegas residency, which will see him move to "Sin City." We've advised Mock's husband to cancel her credit card.