(photo: Manatee County Sheriff’s Department)
Angered with the way her boyfriend “cut the meat and potatoes for their dinner,” a Florida Woman punched her boyfriend the face and then spit at him, according to a police report that was published by The Smoking Gun.
Kimberly Jean Carroll, 55-year-old who we’re guessing suffers from OCD was arrested last night following a confrontation in the residence she shares (shared?) with her live-in boyfriend of five years.
When sheriff’s deputies responded to the couple’s home, the victim reported that Carroll was “arguing with him about how he cut the meat and potatoes for their dinner.” The verbal dispute turned violent when Carroll “struck the victim in the face with a closed fist one time.”
The victim, who declined medical treatment, told police that he did NOT want Carroll to be arrested.
One word, dude: “Bobbitt.” We already know from this incident that you’ve got plenty of knives lying around. Get away now or you’ll soon be forced to sit down when you pee.
Fun Fact: The police report does not detail HOW the victim actually cut his meat and potatoes, so we’ll withhold judgement for now.
The Chicks on the Right talked about the case Friday morning. Click below to check it out!
