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Here's The Most Nauseating Way Possible to Announce Your Divorce

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and Wife Reveal Split on Twitter

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Heartbreak alert! Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, the world's richest man, and wife MacKenzie (she's a 'novelist' or something) have announced that they are seeking a divorce after 25 years of marriage.

'Gasp!'

Hmm... On second thought, we're totally fine and able to move forward in life after learning this information without any emotional trauma whatsoever. Whew! What a relief.

At any rate, the Bezos are going their separate ways and splitting up their fortune, property, personal assistants, maids, butlers, drivers, and house keepers. As for the remains of the family pet, "Mr. Whiskers," MacKenzie wanted to keep him, but Jeff's being a real d*** about it.

So how do we know the partnership of Bezos & Bezos has 'come to it's natural conclusion' you ask? Because they announced it on Twitter (as you do).

Nauseating, yes? Grab a fresh bottle of pink bismuth and click on the following link to hear what the Chicks on the Right have to say about it:

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