Hillary Clinton: Lousy Candidate, Lousier Joke Teller


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Hillary Clinton: Lousy Candidate, Lousier Joke Teller

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The results are in and the conclusion is irrefutable: Hillary Clinton is worse at telling jokes than she is at running for President.

The Former Secretary of State sat down for an interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin at The New York Times' "DealBook" conference on Wednesday evening. When asked by Sorkin about running for President in 2020, Pantsuit Patty offered the following reply:

"You know, I have always been a very, very slow runner. I am embarrassingly slow. I’ve tried to run races and I am so far behind that I start to walk, acting like that was what the plan was all the time. I don’t know that I’m going to take up competitive running right now, but I think you’re asking about something else, aren’t you?"

Apparently Clinton thought she hit a real winner with that joke. She actually doubled down and posted it to her Twitter feed.

Looks like a career in standup is out, Hillary. Hell, the poor gal can barely stand erect to begin with! Forget the jokes!

The Chicks on the Right have more on Hillary's refusal to reveal whether she will run for President again in the clip below.

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