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Indianapolis City-County Council: Reducing Your Quality of Life One Law at a Time

Council to Downtown Motorists: "Screw You!" (paraphrased)

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Well, the Indianapolis City-County Council has done its part once again to make life miserable for downtown motorists. 

Monday night, the Council approved laws to reduce the downtown speed limit to 25 mph and increase the hours that parking meters operate. 

The speed limit would be 25 mph for all downtown streets bounded by North, South, East and West streets, better known as the Mile Square. The 25 mph limit would also include streets bounded by and including 11th Street/Oscar Robertson Boulevard/10th Street, White River Parkway West Drive, Interstate 70 and Interstate 65, except state highways.

But wait, contestant; the law includes a special bonus: "no turn on red" restrictions at specific intersections! 

The Chicks on the Right express their 'appreciation' for the Indianapolis City-County Council in the following clip:

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