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'It Is Terrifying': Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Discovers The Garbage Disposal And She Has Questions

Modern Marvels & Socialist Dimwits: AOC Explores The Wonders of Kitchens

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Teacher says: "Every time Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks, she suffers the loss of additional brain cells." 

Former bartender and proud socialist dimwit, AOC ("Like call me a 'socialist,' like I don't give a damn") is discovering the wonders of kitchen conveniences created by red-blooded American capitalists. Today's impressive discovery: GARBAGE DISPOSALS.

Have a look-see at Rep. Ocasio-Cortez's latest call for help:

Every part of us wants to discover that this is a parody video created by an AOC sound-alike (Please, God). On the hand, is it really that hard to believe the author of the 'New Green Deal' would find herself befuddled by a kitchen appliance?

Mock:

"I seriously want to tell her to discover what it does by putting her hand down it. In fact, I'm surprised she didn't do that."

Daisy:

"This woman gives me a migraine. The fact that we pay her so much money gives me a headache."

Mock:

"There's a silver lining, however. Because according to AOC, we're only going to have to endure this for 12 more years, at which point we'll all die from global warming."

Hey, Remember that classic film, "Socialist Sweetheart's Magic Garden"?

Yep! "It's magic!" Uh, oh!

Enjoy more hilarious commentary from the Chicks on the Right below. If you click the link, it will start playing. Seriously! It just starts right up like magic! 

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