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Lawmaker Suggests 'Porn Tax' to Fund Border Wall

Take THAT Sexual Deviants!

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Hi friend.

Are you a sexual deviant who spends the majority of his leisure time watching pornography and advocating for increased security along the southern border? If the answer is 'yes', then your country is calling on YOU to support Arizona state Senator Gail Griffin, a Republican, who has introduced a new bill that would force computer and phone retailers to install porn-blocking software, which could only be removed for a fee of at least $20.

The goal of Senator Griffin's innovative porn-blocking software legislation is to raise the necessary funds to build an impenetrable wall along the southern border of Mexico. 

Yes, the party of conservatives - well known for advocating a return to moral principles in America says, "Watch more porn, damn you!" 

Your country is calling on you, friend! So lock yourself in a bathroom or closet with your mobile device at once and do your part for America!

Get to watching! The security of our nation depends on it.

Also, click the link below for more details on this proposed porn legislation from today's episode of the Chicks on the Right:

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