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First things first: Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters is batcrap. Now then…

Representative Batcrap has vowed to ‘settle some scores’ if Democrats win back the House in the midterm elections. Auntie Max specifically mentioned she would be going after top U.S. financial institutions; however, we’re guessing she won’t be targeting the ones handling her multi-million dollar portfolio.

“We have an election November 6th,” Waters told constituents. “This is big. This may be the most important one that you’ve ever had to experience.”

“This is the midterm election and often times people only vote in the presidential election because they don’t think this is important enough. But this is absolutely important,” she added.

Tremendous insight, Maxine. Now say something that doesn’t sound like it came from the same boring and unoriginal campaign rhetoric that liberal imbeciles pull out of mothballs every election.

Waters, who could be the next chair of the Financial Services Committee if Democrats win control of the House, drew applause from clapping seals as she noted that “most of the members of the Congressional Black Caucus will be chairs” of congressional committees following an election win.

“I will be the first African-American, the first woman to chair the powerful Financial Services Committee,” she continued.

Maxine Waters has no professional achievements despite her many years of public disservice, making it necessary to take pride in something she didn’t earn and for which she had no say : the color of her skin.

“That’s all of Wall Street. That’s all the insurance companies, that’s all the banks. And so, of course, the CEOs of the banks now are saying, ‘What can we do to stop Maxine Waters because if she gets in she’s going to give us a bad time?’”

No offense, Maxine, but we think those CEOs have more important and pressing matters to focus on than an increasingly deranged and cartoonish congresswoman who should have been voted out of office years ago – like what they’re going to eat for lunch today.

WIBC hosts the Chicks on the Right talked Maxine’s inflated sense of power and importance Friday morning. Click below to check it out: