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Offer all the snark and criticism against Bernie Sanders that you desire, but there’s ONE THING you will never be able to take away from him: Bernie Sanders Supporters Are Dumb-Asses.
“No, no they can’t take that away from him!” Nope! Not even if he were living under the oppression of a thieving, Socialist government!
We continue:
An NBC poll which debuted Sunday on “Meet the Press” revealed that the less you pay attention to politics, the more likely you are to support the socialist option for the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination.
Translation: Bernie Sanders voters are low-information voters.
The thrilling and always appropriately-dressed Chuck Todd gave his panel the lowdown on Sunday’s program:
Chuck Todd, TV Heartthrob: “The less you are paying attention, the more likely you are a Bernie Sanders supporter.”
Translation: Bernie Sanders supporters know jack fudge about politics, government, and more than likely, personal hygiene.
The poll in question was conducted by Monmouth and indicates that Sanders is losing support to both former Vice President Joe Biden and awkward beer drinker, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), who has jumped between 5 and 6 points in the polls since Biden entered the race.
Translation: Democrats prefer a gropey creep in his late 70s and a habitual liar who self-identifies as Native American to a demented socialist who spits when he talks, combs his hair with a balloon, and marinates in the pleasing aroma of his own flatulence.
We now join the Chicks on the Right, already in progress:
Mock:
“As you can imagine, there has been some reaction.”
Daisy:
“Yeah, all his supporters are like, ‘Nu-uh! We’re smart; we know things. Just because we live in our parents’ basements doesn’t mean we’re not smart!’”
Mock:
“And they’re all saying that Chuck Todd is a total Biden supporter and they’re obviously afraid of Bernie.”
Daisy:
“Yeah, he’s very intimidating. The thing is, they all have the same policies as each other; they’re all socialist whack jobs! And Biden is just like, ‘I’ll be whoever you want me to be.’”
Mock:
“Meanwhile, Biden would also like to know if you have a child he could fondle.”
Click below to hear more from the Chicks on the Right.
