Chicks on the Right
New Rule: You Can't Take Democrats Out in Public Anymore
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If the wacky antics during Tuesday's confirmation hearing for Judge Brett Kavanaugh proved anything at all, it's that you simply can't take Democrats out in public anymore.
The plain and simple fact of the matter is that liberals lost what precious little was left of their sanity the day Donald Trump was sworn into office, and their mental decline has only accelerated in the days since.
What should you do if you or someone you love has adopted a Democrat as a pet? Well, if you're a responsible member of civilized society, keep them at home where they will be hidden from public view and incapable of causing harm to themselves, to others, and most importantly, to the Republic! Crate them up, give them water and a few chew toys, and go about your day.
Yes, their pathetic and longing eyes will pull at your heart strings and make you feel guilty, but we implore you: DON'T FALL FOR IT! It's a trap! The moment you're distracted they will slip out of their collar and run right into oncoming traffic.
Look, you don't have to take our word for it; simply check out the following clip from the Chicks on the Right, featuring audio of Democrats run amok during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing on Tuesday: