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No Consequences for Gov. Andrew Cuomo After Uttering Racial Slur in Interview
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As an American conservative with an I.Q. above that of a garden gnome, you are undoubtedly aware of the complex inconsistencies that are inherent in the liberal mind.
Scientists have long understood that to embrace liberalism is to abandon logical thinking, eschew the consistent application of your party's so-called "principles to your own life, and deny an awareness of the blatant hypocrisy present therein.
An example of the aforementioned scientifically-proven theory can be found in Volume 3, Chapter 12 of "How to be Liberal: a Helpful Guide to The Abandonment of Intelligence."
Chapter 12 deals specifically with the utilization of the N-word.
For it is written:
"He who utters the N-word - regardless of purpose, context, or intention - shall be shunned by society, forcibly-removed from the professional workplace, and publicly flogged on a daily basis until such time as the dully-appointed chief government official of the Democrat party declares that person "cleansed and properly rehabilitated" by the Department of Social Justice.
No person, diety, spiritual guru, medicine man, or farm animal is exempt from this law. NO EXCEPTIONS!
The utilization of the N-word is NOT to be tolerated or accepted under ANY circumstance nor for any reason. No EXCEPTIONS!!
To utter the N-word, whether intentionally, under duress, or while reading a copy of "Huck Finn" aloud to yourself is an abomination against mankind and a civilized society. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
Exceptions: Any man, woman, child, finger puppet, or imaginary friend who declares an allegiance the Democrat party is exempt from the aforementioned law of liberalism."
Case in Point: N-word-dropping Democrat, Governor Andrew Cuomo!
The chief executive and most liberal man in the state of New York sat down for a radio interview Tuesday, and while quoting an op-ed about the use of slurs against Italian-Americans, Gov. Cuomo proudly uttered the following:
“They used an expression that southern Italians were called, I believe they were saying southern Italians, Sicilians — I’m half Sicilian — were called, quote-unquote and pardon my language, but I’m just quoting the [New York] Times: ‘n—– wops.’ N-word wops, as a derogatory comment."
-Andrew Cuomo, racially-insensitive wordsmith and taxer of soda.
Audio and full transcript of the Governor's comments can be viewed by clicking on the video below:
Following the interview, Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo was immediately granted a full and complete pardon by fellow liberal and respected race-baiter, the Rev. Al Sharpton, who remains silent on the matter.
Thank you for your attention. We now bring you the pleasing rhythms of the "N-Word Teacher" - Remix Edition:
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