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OJ Simpson Threatens Twitter User with Knife Emoji
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Please Note: THIS IS NOT A PARODY PIECE!
So who has the over/under on how long it will be until OJ Simpson:
- Gets himself banned from Twitter.
- Winds up back in jail.
OJ Simpson has only been on Twitter a few days and ALREADY he's threatening users with knife emojis.
Just a Reminder: THIS ARTICLE IS NOT A PARODY PIECE!
Multiple media outlets are reporting Tuesday that murdering sociopath Simpson sent a series of menacing direct messages — including a string of 16 knife emojis and the warning that “I WILL FIND YOUR ASS AND CUT YOU” — to a parody account that skewers the former football star and murdering sociopath over his acquittal in the 1994 criminal trial for the slayings of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
The threats were contained in a pair of videos posted on the “@KillerOJSimpson” Twitter page on Monday, which also marked the 25th anniversary of the slowest police chase in history, which regrettably ended when OJ failed to shoot himself in the head.
Editor's note to OJ: It's not too late, dude, and no time like the present.
At any rate, the videos show seven direct messages sent to @KillerOJSimpson. Check it out, and again, THIS BLOG POST IS NOT A PARODY.
You ever get the sense that OJ has anger control issues?
From The New York Post:
In the second video, posted about three hours later, the same narrator says that Simpson initiated a follow-up exchange by writing, “Think I’m playing motherf–ker…”
“Seen that video you posted about me. You think I’m playing? Tired of all your bulls–t. I WILL FIND YOUR ASS AND CUT YOU — Don’t believe me? Just watch and see bitch,” another message from Simpson’s account says.
The parodist wrote back, “Dude there are others that literally have more followers than me and more convincing than mine. LMAO You gonna cut me? Awesome. Is that what you said to Nicole?”
The video shows the response to that was a string of 16 knife emojis and the ominous words “you next.”
The exchange continues with the parodist declaring that “This is actually funny to me” and a message from Simpson’s account saying, “You just wait, I’m gonna blast your ass all over twitter…”
The video ends with a pending message from Simpson’s account, and @KillerOJSimpson tweeted later Monday that “I have a third DM video I haven’t posted yet” and might reveal on a newly created YouTube page.
The Chicks on the Right break down OJ's latest wacky death threats in the clip below. Thank you. This has NOT been a parody piece.