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Rob Kendall: a Man Who Drinks Like a Woman
WIBC host Rob Kendall is a man who knows when he's got something good in his mouth - something big, bold, and extra fruity!
Yes, and when "Randy Rob," our slightly effeminate broadcast superhero, throws on the smedium shirt and works himself into a sweaty froth on the dance floor of the psychedelic disco on a Saturday night, only one beverage can quench his sexually ambiguous thirst: the Long Island Iced Tea!
The Long Island Iced Tea: strong enough for a man, but consumed almost exclusively by women.
The Long Island Iced Tea: one step above the strawberry daiquiri in masculinity.
The Long Island Iced Tea: your go-to alternative when the bar's out of ZIMA.
The Long Island Iced Tea: when you're not gay, but you want people to THINK you are.
The Long Island Iced Tea: for guys who never miss a Taylor Swift concert with their wives.
The Long Island Iced Tea: because bourbon tastes "icky."
The Long Island Iced Tea: sometimes you just want to head home from the bar ALONE and spend some quality time with your cat.
The Long Island Iced Tea: for the guy who doesn't hold hands until the third date.
The Long Island Iced Tea: for guys who like figure skating.
The Long Island Iced Tea: why have sex with women when you can just enjoy the pleasure of their company?
Hey, did we ever tell you Rob Kendall's standard go-to song on WIBC karaoke nights?