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Sarah Silverman Goes on Twitter Rant Over Band-Aid Colors

Silverman: "I can’t f**king believe there are still “nude” bras & nylons & BAND AIDS"

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Alleged comedian Sarah Silverman is feeling most fussy indeed over the offensive 'nude' color associated with your standard Band-Aids, bras and panties.

Why such outrage from this increasingly irrelevant entertainer who recently became a two-state solution BFF with spewer of anti-Semitism, Rep. Ilhan Omar? It's quite simple, actually: NOT ALL 'NAKED' IS 'CAUCASIAN NAKED,' yo!

Silverman, who played "2nd American Politics Assistant" in 1998's largely-forgotten "Bulworth," took to Twitter to lament that products like pantyhose and bandages come in shades marked as “nude,” despite the fact that the peachy-beige tone only applies to white folk.

This insensitive oversight by Johnson & Johnson and other anti-diversity corporations who manufacture consumer goods is clearly an offense on par with the Holocaust of Europe, and will likely qualify as a 'crime against humanity' if Beto O'Rourke is elected President in 2020.

“I can’t [expletive] believe that there are still ‘nude’ bras and nylons and Band Aids,” tweeted TDS sufferer Silverman, who was dumped by late-night host Jimmy Kimmel more than a decade ago. “If you are a company still using nude to describe an exclusively Caucasian shade in 20[expletive]19 you need to change now or go tha way of zee dinosaur.”

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