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Suitable for Wiping: Vicky Ward's "Kushner, Inc.: Greed, Ambition, Corruption”

Literary Work is Latest Breakthrough in Personal Sanitation!

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Fellow consumers: 

Are you running low on toilet paper and looking for a quality literary work to properly cleanse your rectum following your morning constitution? If so, look no further than the latest hit-piece on the Trump family, "Kushner, Inc.: Greed, Ambition, Corruption,” by Vicky Ward.

The book, available March 19, is a feel-good piece that "delves into the sordid case that got Jared’s father, real-estate developer Charles Kushner, a two-year prison sentence for witness tampering and other charges after Charles set a honey trap for his brother-in-law using a prostitute," according to Page Six.

Critics rave:

"It wipes better than the New York Times!" - Mr. Whipple, "The Daily Wipe"

"Caused minimal chaffing!" - Sonny Kaka, "Bowel Movement Monthly"

"Unlike inferior sanitary wipes, my finger didn't break through the pages once!" - Bill Shatner "Captain's Log" 

(Caution: Kindle edition not suitable for wiping)

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