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Chicks on the Right

(AntonioGuillem / Getty Images) Ah, poor little precious liberals are having such a terrible, no good, very bad week. On Thursday, there was weeping and gnashing of liberal teeth after the FBI released the findings of their investigation into Judge Brett Kavanaugh, which found...
(Aoshlick/Getty Images) We don't know whether to shame this girl or praise her ingenuity. From NBC News: "Police are investigating allegations that a 17-year-old cheerleader distributed marijuana-laced brownies at her southwestern Michigan high school in an effort to be voted...
(MariaBobrova/Getty Images) Something about the Chicks on the Right just gets in the craw of certain unhinged listeners. For verification of previous claim, please refer to exhibit A: "Unhinged listener leaves rageful and unintentionally hilarious voicemail, which belongs in the...
(David McNew/Getty Images) Democratic porn lawyer and pathetic presidential hopeful Michael Avenatti has produced yet another sworn statement from a second woman claiming that while in high school, she observed Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh "spike" the “punch” at house...
(Barcroft Media/Getty Images) A collector and official tester of "Love Dolls" has revealed he got so carried away with sex robot "Harmony" that he actually "broke" her. Yes, HE BROKE HER! Apparently, "Brick Dollbanger" (we're guessing that's a 'stage' name) was so into "Harmony...
(Soneska/Getty Images) Mountain goats living in the Olympic National Park are being removed because they have developed an addiction to urine! With people routinely relieving themselves on various hiking trails at the park, located in Washington state's Olympic Peninsula, the...
(Archive Collection/Getty Images) Ever have one of those days where you're out enjoying a nice day of golf spectating and your eyeball explodes? It genuinely sucks and is most certainly not the type of thing you fix with a couple of drops of Visine. Just ask Corine Remande...
(juefraphoto/Getty Images) Guard your waffles! Hide the Cocoa Puffs! Call the FBI! There’s a breakfast bandit on the loose! Police in Dalton, Georgia are in hot pursuit of a man accused of terrorizing family-style platters of once-frozen sausages and off-brand corn flakes at...
(Nicholas Kamm/Getty Images) So it turns out North Korean Kim Jong Un is more than just a ruthless dictator who feeds insolent relatives to the family poodle; he's also a two-timing whore! That's right; there's an international bromance brewing, and Dennis Rodman is really going...