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The trumpets of snowminican republic have been screeching for nearly a week now about the incoming batch of winterness, making it either the 19th or 20th snow storm (I think) in the last thirty days or so. It's hopeless. The dogwoods won't bloom until July and our first...
It was mind blowing to learn again that China celebrates the new year in February. The motherland resides on the opposite side of the planet so digging a hole to Beijing would take the entire Spring, at least that's what Mrs. Klingsmyth said in the third grade and she was nice...
People are swearing off Coke because of the soft drink manufacturer's advertisement during Peyton Manning's failed ascension into diety form last night. No one saw the commercial if it aired halfway through the second quarter or beyond, making this an especially wise posting (...
Our original plan for a very special Friday included house calls with éclairs and cream soda, but then we unearthed this incredibly terrific video of Academy Award winner Hellen Mirren doing the butt dance that made that one talentless flying squirrel hyper famous. Mike Strobel...
This is the Cheerios commercial that the clairvoyants at MSNBC predicted to be terribly offensive to Republicans. They're all-uppity nature got the cable news second runner-ups in big big trouble (again), leading the brass to rinse and repeat their apologetic macro. This...
Now that we've lavishly worried about terror cells, oppression, dog kill camps, water with feelings, and techno music, we can finally get down to the hot business of celebrating champion athletes doing inhuman things that are completely legal. To make the Olympic spirit in your...
Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY) added his own cherry to the State of the Union Address Tuesday night by threatening to "break" a reporter for getting too askey about Grimm's alleged corruption. It's awesome when a stuffy politician gets all alpha on someone, like Harrison...
Until our half-hearted ventures into space get our planet vaporized by hostile alien life, the Mars rover will keep us mildly entertained with Martian rock discoveries that, as in the case before us, scientists will continue to describe as... "jelly donuts." Look to the right...
Indianapolis local Mike Epps has an impressive skillset when it comes to delivering the comedy. He most recently produced a video that reenacted Dennis Rodman's appearance on CNN, the one where Rodman succumbed to the stresses of being a self-appointed ambassador to North Korea...