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Bad news, kids: Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti will be denying the American people the pleasure of his inclusion in the next Presidential race. After months of meetings and speaking events designed to lay the groundwork for a possible Presidential bid, the highly-...
(lowsw/Getty Images) Sex with elves and glittery sperm? Humanity is screwed. Yes, the Chicks on the Right are masterful sleuths, finding stories of the most degenerate and bizarre behavior, hobbies and fetishes of the sick and twisted pervs in our world. But Tuesday's tale of a...
(Brian Ach/Getty Images) Bruce Springsteen, the famous liberal rocker, believes that President Trump is headed for a second term at the White House. In a Sunday interview with the British newspaper The Sunday Times, "The Boss" said he hasn’t seen a democratic contender who could...
(The Washington Post/Getty Images) God bless Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Just when we think she can't get any dumber, the "Socialist Sweetheart" ups her game and takes the level of idiocy to all-new heights. So what did America's favorite imbecile do this time around to...
(Andreyuu/Getty Images) A Colorado middle school teacher is in deep feces after she was caught on video duct-taping a student to a chair. According to police, the unnamed molder of young minds is shown wrapping duct tape around the student's thighs and torso. She also placed a...
(Michael Avantti/Getty Images) Uh oh! Scumbag quarrel! Adult film star, stripper, and attention whore Stormy Daniels has turned on her beloved creepy porn lawyer! That's right; the star of cinema classics such as "Witches of Breastwick," "Spacenuts" and "Nymphos" is calling out...
(vchal/Getty Images) The holidays are right around the corner and everyone is looking for ways to make a little extra money. We personally have a ton of people to buy for this year - some we don't even like! Well fret not, fellow cash strapped shoppers! Twitter user @FleWchie...
(Tom Wargacki / Contributor / Getty Images) President Donald Trump visited the city of Tupelo, Mississippi, on Monday, and promptly compared himself to Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley... ELVIS! Oh, it gets better. Trump told the crowd at an airport rally that he didn't want to...
(Joshua Loft/Getty Images) Oh, you precious liberal finger-waggers and moral elitists, you're so extraordinarily cute with your judgement and tears for the suffering of immigrants at the border... as long as there is a Republican in the White House, that is. Liberals,...