Hungry? Care for a giant helping of “Ew! Gross!” by chance?
Christie Brinkley‘s ex-husband Peter Cook is engaged to marry a 21-year-old babe by the name of Alba Jancou.
We now pause 10 seconds for a proper dry heave.
Page Six reports that the 60-year-old Cook popped the question to the college co-ed last month in Santorini, Greece. Not only is she gorgeous, she’s fully potty trained!
Cook calls blond Jancou his “soulmate” (please).
Cook: “We consider ourselves incredibly lucky to have found, in each other, our soulmate. We are looking forward to many years of wedded bliss!”
Well, watch that diet and keep up with daily cardio, Pete. With modern medicine, you could survive another 25 years at least!