Elizabeth Warren speaks to a crowd of supporters. Elizabeth Warren doesn't wash her face.

Elizabeth Warren Says She Never Washes Her Face

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Politics can be a contentious topic of discussion – election years even more so. Let’s face it: Americans are perpetually honked off and they like it that way. Fortunately, we have Facebook and Twitter, which allows us to engage with equally enraged strangers around the world!

Keep in mind, however, that with all that rage, you have to make time to ask candidates probing questions about their political platform and intentions for office – questions with answers that Mr. or Mrs. candidate de jour has spent months memorizing from note cards.

Sample Questions:

Who has the worst platform on immigration?

Who has the most unsustainable and illogical healthcare plan?

Which candidate will ensure our Southern Border is as porous as possible and offer the maximum amount of welfare dollars to illegal immigrants?

Which candidate will tax me at a percentage so high it ensures I won’t be able to retire until the age of 93 (91 if I REALLY cut back on eating out)?

Yes, these are all quality questions to put forth. And what are millennial voters – the future of America – asking? What is Elizabeth Warren’s skincare routine?

I gotta be honest. When I think about what the country will look like in 10-20 years, I desperately find myself fighting the urge to stop wearing my seatbelt while driving erratically. 

Democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren has revealed that she never washes her face in an interview with Cosmopolitan for her 2020 presidential campaign.

That’s right. She won’t sit down for an interview with Fox News, but she’ll talk to Cosmo.

Warren told the magazine that she uses a moisturizer every morning and night but never washes her face.

When the interviewer reacted with surprise (masking her disgust), Warren explained that she was inspired by an older cousin of hers named “Tootsie.”

“Tootsie was beautiful. I looked over at her, and I said, ‘Toots, how do you have such gorgeous skin?’ She said, ‘Pond’s Moisturiser every morning, every night, and never wash your face.’” 

Editor’s Note: I have a toddler at home. ‘Toots’ has an entirely different meaning.

At any rate, the Chicks on the Right discussed Warren’s skincare routine in today’s edition of Speedround. Check it out!


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