Four suspects have been arrested on suspicion of arson in West Coast areas under seige from deadly wildfires.
As blazes continue to rage across three states, police investigated separate incidents near existing wildfires. Two men in Washington state, one man in Oregon and one woman in California are facing charges, according to the Daily Wire.
The latest reports suggest that at least 20 people have died in California alone.
California Governor and proponent of greasy hair products Gavin Newsom surveyed the fire damage in Oroville, California last week, and offered his theory on what’s causing the wildfires: climate change!
“If you do not believe in science,” Newsom lectured, “I hope you believe observed reality.”
“The hots are getting a lot hotter and the wets are getting a lot wetter,” he observed.
Yes! And Leon’s getting larger!
“The debate is over in terms of climate change,” added Newsom. “If you don’t believe that, just come to the state of California.”
Why not make it a twofer, Gavin? Folks can learn about climate change and the disastrous impact of liberal policies on formerly-prosperous states?
“We’re gonna have to fast-track our efforts in terms of meeting our [clean energy] goals much sooner.” Newsom threatened.
Okay, Gavin. You be careful around those fires with that hair of yours, alright? Don’t forget what happened to Michael Jackson.