First things first: Former Vice President Joe Biden is losing his mental faculties.
Second things second: It’s not his fault. He’s a very nice man.
Third things third: He should never be President – NOT EVER! Not under ANY circumstance!
The 2020 Democrat front-runner pulled out the family’s camcorder this week and started doing press tours from his basement.
As expected, Joe’s press tour has been an epic disaster. But God willing, it will continue – long after befuddled Biden is defeated in November.
Press Hit 1: In Which Joe Finds Out Trump’s Approval Numbers are Rising
Press Hit 2: In Which Biden’s Teleprompter Betrays Him
Biden's teleprompter broke pic.twitter.com/kgGqYV6wl2
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 23, 2020
Press Hit 3: In Which Joe Biden Can’t Stop Touching His Face
During his interview on The View this morning, Joe Biden could not stop touching his face, even licking his fingers at times on live TV in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
I put together a short compilation: pic.twitter.com/jPRKNJsWoz
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 24, 2020
Press Hit 4: In Which Joe Confuses Problems and Cures
Does this make any sense to you? pic.twitter.com/Z4kcDpokUQ
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) March 24, 2020
Press Hit #5: In Which Joe Gets Schooled on The Proper Way to Cough
CNN's Jake Tapper just had to show Joe Biden how to properly cough during their interview. pic.twitter.com/SdA7Be69TW
— Francis Brennan (@FrancisBrennan) March 24, 2020
A HEARTFELT PLEA TO JILL BIDEN: Please Jill, strap a GoPro on the man and livestream it 24/7. In these uncertain and challenging times, America desperately needs to enjoy Joe talking with squirrels and sniffing the hair on display mannequins.
Also, enjoy this segment from the Chicks on the Right.