Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Has a New Show About Kick A** Military Vehicles

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Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Has a New Show About Kick A** Military Vehicles

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Look out, girlyman vehicles: "CHUCK NORRIS' Epic Guide to Military Vehicles" just debuted on the History Channel, featuring the most incredible works of engineering and military might you've ever seen.

Also, when a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

Here's a description of Chuck's new show from The History Channel:

"From an amphibious truck that can charge over deep sea and water in a flash, to a six-wheeled Humvee with more firepower than some tanks – Chuck Norris will take viewers on a tour through the wildest vehicles in the history of the Armed Forces in this one-hour HISTORY special."

Also, A cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg in 1996. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris is a man of many skills. He's a decorated Air Force veteran, a martial arts master, an accomplished actor, and he's sold a sh*t ton of "Total Gym" workout machines.

Here's Chuck in action:

Chuck Norris

 

Also, Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Monday night's edition of Chuck's new program featured the Joint Light Tactical Vehicle (JLTV), developed for the Army and Marines and stronger than a Humvee; the Stryker, which packs heavy machine guns, automatic grenade launchers, and guided missiles into its 19-ton frame; and a 65-ton tank, the M1A2 Abrams.

Also, Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest.

Tuesday afternoon, WIBC's Jason Hammer and Rob Kendall discussed "Chuck Norris' Epic Guide to Military Vehicles."

Jason Hammer can hear sign language, build a snowman out of rain, and do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Rob Kendall used to serve in local government.

Click below to hear more in today's edition of "Is This Anything?"

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