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Daily Moron Report: Dodgeball is a Tool of Oppression, Say Whiny Researchers
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Attention all 'woke' persons and parents who are firmly committed to raising an generation of male pu**ies (too late): Dodgeball is a tool of oppression that is used to dehumanize others.
Seriously. In fact, there are three Canadian researchers who can prove it, and Canadians know a thing or two about raising pu**ies. Haven't you ever heard of Justin Bieber? Justin Trudeau? Hayden Christensen? Okay, then. Case dismissed.
“The message is that it’s okay to hurt or dehumanize the ‘other,’ ” researcher Joy Butler, a professor who studies pedagogy and curriculum development at the University of British Columbia, recently told the Washington Post.
The team’s findings, set to be presented at the Congress of the Humanities and Social Sciences this week in Vancouver, argue that the playground favorite actually “reinforces the five faces of oppression” — which have been classified as exploitation, marginalization, powerlessness, cultural imperialism and violence by political theorist Iris Marion Young.
Yes, dodgeball is a tool of oppression. Uh-huh. And no keeping score in T-ball, and helmets for tricycles, and trophies for everyone, and next time we have to fight a war, we're @#$%.
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