Halloween Hottie: Introducing The Popeye's Chicken-Inspired Costume

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Halloween Hottie: Introducing The Popeye's Chicken-Inspired Costume

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Halloween is right around the corner, and the fine people of Yandy.com are graciously offering a Popeye's Chicken-inspired sexy 'Sold Out Chicken Sandwich' costume for the occasion. 

The costume, which retails for a ridiculous $80 features a brown bodysuit, ruffled bodice, and a white 'Sold Out' stamp. Basically, it's a sexy, one-piece bathing suit designed for babes. In other words, the company's target customer isn't the average person who dines at Popeye's.

Here's how Yandy's describes their latest creation:

"Winner, winner chicken dinner...or so you thought. A few too many fast food lovers fantasized about this five star fried feast. Is it due to that unbelievable batter or maybe its drool-worthy bun? Either way, these seasoned breasts will be back on full display in no time. Be the hottest Southern chick in town, and send your babe's taste buds turning in this exclusive Sold Out Chicken Sandwich costume featuring a light brown velour bodysuit with a strapless neckline, a ruffled bodice with a fuzzy textured chicken patty interior, a white SOLD OUT stamp, a cheeky cut back, and matching ruffled bun arm puffs."

Sounds yummy.

Also, "Please don't objectify me. Just because I go trick-or-treating in nearly-naked attire does not mean it's appropriate to utter 'catcalls' or make sexually-provocative gestures/statements, and/or think impure thoughts involving my body - in full or in part."

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