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Well, America’s favorite hag is another year older. Whoopity doo!
That’s right, kids. The woman who suffered the most humiliating election defeat in the history of the Republic; the gal who no one in the Western hemisphere can stand – including Bill Clinton; the cranky, bitter, angry, fainting-prone female who popularized the pantsuit AND the shower curtain look; everyone’s favorite loser, “Cankles the Magnificent” is another year older.
Pantsuit Patty turned 71 years old on Friday, and although she’s 365 days closer to death than she was last year, we say “cheer up, HIlls!” Considering your obvious health issues, what’s another year? What difference at this point does it make?
Oh, but Happy Birthday, Cankles!
In honor of old girl’s birthday, Hammer and Nigel have put together a very special tribute. Click below to check it out:
