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H&N: Behold! Another Lewd Nude Dude in the News
Florida... It's always Florida.
Neighbors of a man in south Florida who prefers to do his lawn work in the nude have had (and seen) enough, and now they've turned to local media outlets for help.
People who live near the man say he constantly walks around his property naked and that they've called the police, but deputies say there is nothing they can do.
"I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose, and I'm like, that is my view of the neighborhood," neighbor Melissa Ny said. "He works on his car, and he does it naked. Everyone has called the police. He is just out there doing his yard work, whatever he needs to do outside, naked."
Several people have called the Martin County Sheriff's Office, but they say deputies tell them as long as he isn't touching himself inappropriately, there is nothing they can do since he is on his own property.
WIBC's Hammer and Nigel covered the story and hilarious audio in today's edition of "Lewd Nude Dude in the News." Click the link below; the news clips are the best thing you'll hear all day.