Man Uses Blowtorch to Clear Weeds, Burns Down Three Houses

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Man Uses Blowtorch to Clear Weeds, Burns Down Three Houses

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H&N Helpful Hint #284: Don't use a blowtorch to clear the weeds around your house.

You would assume, of course, that the aforementioned tip would be blatantly obvious to all thinking persons who are living within the boundaries of these continental United States. Your assumption would be incorrect. 

For it is written: "Many a person, born free and permitted to pursue their individual destiny under the banner of liberty, is a real, first-class dumbass." - H&N 5:34

At any rate, some genius in the state of Michigan used a blowtorch to clear weeds on his property. The upside is that he managed to rid himself of any and all vegetation within a 5-mile radius. The downside is that he took out the majority of a trailer park in the process.

Granted, the trailer park was fairly rundown. While a number of families are now homeless as a result of his actions, he was successful in helping to combat urban blight.

Hammer and Nigel have this story and more in today's edition of "Is This Anything?"

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