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MUST HEAR AUDIO: "Not a Crime to be Naked in Denver!"
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Celebrating unwelcome public displays of naked, it's time for an update on another "Lewd Nude Dude in the News."
A judge has dismissed an indecent exposure charge against Andrew Collins, a United Airlines pilot who was arrested in September for doing the old 'helicopter routine' in front of his 10th-floor hotel window overlooking the Denver International Airport terminal.
A trial was scheduled to start in the misdemeanor case against Collins later this month, but prosecutors said there wasn’t a reasonable likelihood of conviction and the judge agreed.
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Collins' lawyer had previously gifted humanity with the most impressive oral defense in history. Click the link to hear it in its entirety, plus more from Hammer and Nigel in today's edition of "Lewd Nude Dude in the News."