Sing-a-Long with Hammer: An Exercise in Auditory Horror


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Sing-a-Long with Hammer: An Exercise in Auditory Horror

Win Tickets for Jimmy Buffet Indianapolis 2020

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How far are you willing to go to win tickets for Jimmy Buffet's upcoming concert in Indianapolis on Saturday, July 11th at Ruoff Music Center? 

Would you run around Monument Circle in the nude?

Would you sell your first-born child to the highest bidder?

Would you wrestle a rabid circus chimp?

All of a sudden, exposing yourself to Jason Hammer's valiant yet torturous attempts to carry a Jimmy Buffet tune doesn't sound all that bad, does it?

Yes, the legendary Jimmy Buffet is coming to Indy, Hammer and Nigel have tickets, and they're giving them away - provided you can emerge victorious from a round of "Sing-A-Long with Hammer."

Click below to hear how things went for our most recent contestant.

Disclaimer: Exposure to Jason Hammer's singing voice may cause the following:

Suicidal thoughts, Abnormal heart rhythms, Bleeding from the ears, Dizziness, Nausea, An uncontrollable urge to vomit, Vivid nightmares, Insomnia, Explosive Diarrhea, Blinding Headache, Skin rash or dermatitis, A general feeling of being unwell, Hopelessless for the future of humanity, Muscle and joint stiffness, An uncontrollable urge to cause irreparable damage to the eardrums, Impotence, A drop in sex drive, Infertility or early menopause, Loss of appetite and difficulty swallowing, Stroke, Hair loss, PTSD, Seizures, Cognitive problems, Low blood platelet count and blood clotting problems, Moodiness, Mucositis or inflammation of the mucous membrane, Auditory nerve damage, and Emotional scarring. 

In extreme cases, the above side effects may all occur simultaneously.

Now that the legal crap is out of the way, enjoy the clip!

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