SJW Lunacy: Why Hopcat's 'Crack Fries' Are Being Rebranded

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SJW Lunacy: Why Hopcat's 'Crack Fries' Are Being Rebranded

Plus, Great Moments in Crack History

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Hopcat, a small restaurant chain based out of Michigan is changing the name of it's wildly popular "Crack Fries." Why? Because the country has experienced an explosive surge of growth in the number of SJW morons walking amongst us these days, and those imbeciles are constantly on the lookout for a reason to be butt-hurt about something... ANYTHING.

So what's wrong with "crack fries" you ask? Well, calling them "crack fries" is insensitive to crack addicts, of course! And if there's one group you don't want to offend, it's the folks who spend their days breaking into homes, turning tricks, selling blood, and stealing change from the Salvation Army buckets to scrounge up enough money for their next fix.

In a statement, Mark Gray, CEO of Barfly Ventures, LLC, said the name "crack fries" was chosen over a decade ago to be a joke about how good their french fries are.

"We chose the name more than 11 years ago as a reference to the addictive quality of the fries and their cracked pepper seasoning, without consideration for those the drug negatively affected. We were wrong, The crack epidemic and the lasting impact on those it affects is not funny and never was."

So apparently Mr. Gray is a bit of an SJW moron himself. That's right, SJW is contagious! Get your child vaccinated before it's too late!

WIBC hosts Hammer and Nigell hilariously broke down the facts on the "Crack Fries" epidemic before rolling out an all-new feature: "Great Moments in Crack History."

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