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Teachers Fed Crepes Infused with 'Bodily Fluids' by Ohio Middle School Students
Well, this one should certainly raise the left and right coasts' respect for flyover country.
Several Ohio middle school students are accused of feeding their beloved teachers gourmet crepes seasoned with personal bodily fluids, according to a statement from the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office.
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Eight Olentangy Hyatts Middle School teenagers are suspects in the incident, which allegedly happened Thursday.
The food was served to teachers acting as judges for a cooking competition that was part of a "Global Gourmet" class. The entire incident was captured on video and later shared on social media.
By the end of the day Thursday, the video had reached school administrators, who notified the sheriff's office. Investigators are now working with prosecutors to determine possible charges.
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