There's Finally a Toilet That Doubles as a Hedge Against Inflation!

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There's Finally a Toilet That Doubles as a Hedge Against Inflation!

Introducing The $1.3 Million Dollar Gold Plated, Diamond Encrusted Commode

 

(Screen Capture: Shen Shi - Imaginechina)

Behold the world's most costly crapper: a $1.3 million gem-encrusted, golden john that surfaced at a Shanghai trade fair last week.

This lovely latrine centerpiece is sure to satisfy even those with the most discerning tastes!

Why not pamper yourself with the most perfect poo catcher on the market today? Every deuce you drop will be a delight!

Oh, and did we mention the toilet seat is bullet-proof? You don't get that with your standard American Standard!

And unlike inferior porcelain toilets, your lavish loo is not only a fixture for fecal elimination, it's also a hedge against inflation! That's right; in the event of a total currency collapse, you'll be sitting comfortably upon an ASSet that will never decline in value no matter how much you pee in it! 

If only the folks in the Weimar Republic had put these in their bathrooms!

Weimar Republic

Learn more about this impressive masterpiece for doody-making from Hammer and Nigel in the clip below:

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